How do you do?

Mr. Carl Laemmle feels it would be a little unkind to present this opportunity without just a word of friendly warning.

Sarah Sasha Smith, is about to unfold the story of untold horrors.

A Raccoon of science, who resides in the forest and hills of the Blair Witch, seeks to understand these so called “Monsters”, without reckoning upon God.

I think it will thrill you. It may shock you! It might even horrify you.

So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to, er… Well, we’ve warned you.